We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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