My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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