You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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