jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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