I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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