Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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