I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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