First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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