her vagine was all disorganized.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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