i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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