I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
