none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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