It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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