The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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