yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
my liver is dry heaving
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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