I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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