so that wasnt chicken after all
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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