somebody snuck up and got me drunk
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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