I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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