Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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