That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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