so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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