The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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