come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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