As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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