The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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