At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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