There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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