Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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