Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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