He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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