quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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