She said her name was "party"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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