just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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