so explain again why im purple
no
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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