he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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