Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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