my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
