i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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