I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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