come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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