Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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