did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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