i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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