Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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