would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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