My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So much rum. So many feels.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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