Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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