I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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