Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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