so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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