dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
